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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Premiered 2010. 15 seasons, 25 housewives.

Season 1

Adrienne Maloof
Money is what I have, not who I am.
Camille Grammer
It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine.
Kim Richards
I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother.
Kyle Richards
In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me.
Lisa Vanderpump
In Beverly Hills it's who you know, and I know everyone.
Taylor Armstrong
It may look like I have it all, but I want more.

Season 2

Adrienne Maloof
Having it all is easy, if you're willing to work for it.
Camille Grammer
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is.
Kim Richards
People try to figure me out, but I'm one of a kind.
Kyle Richards
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.
Lisa Vanderpump
Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.
Taylor Armstrong
I finally found my voice, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Season 3

Adrienne Maloof
Know your friends, show your enemies the door.
Brandi Glanville
Money doesn't give you class, it just gives you money.
Kim Richards
Life is a journey, and I'm finding myself every day.
Kyle Richards
I'm born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.
Lisa Vanderpump
Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.
Taylor Armstrong
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.
Yolanda Hadid
I like to have fun, but I don't play games.

Season 4

Brandi Glanville
In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall.
Carlton Gebbia
In my world, money doesn't talk, it swears.
Joyce Giraud
You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.
Kim Richards
Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.
Kyle Richards
I'm from this town. I know what's real and I know what's fake.
Lisa Vanderpump
Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.
Yolanda Hadid
Don't tell me you're my friend, act like one.

Season 5

Brandi Glanville
I'd rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.
Eileen Davidson
I'm not a bitch, but I've played one on TV.
Kim Richards
I've been rich and I've been famous, but happiness beats them both.
Kyle Richards
Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.
Lisa Rinna
You've heard a lot about me, but it's only true when it comes from my lips.
Lisa Vanderpump
Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.
Yolanda Hadid
Character isn't what you have, it's who you are.

Season 6

Eileen Davidson
I may be an actress, but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.
Erika Jayne
I'm an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash.
Kathryn Edwards
My advice: Speak your mind and carry a good handbag.
Kyle Richards
In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it's most important to be yourself.
Lisa Rinna
My lips were made for talkin' and that's just what they'll do.
Lisa Vanderpump
I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.
Yolanda Hadid
Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you.

Season 7

Dorit Kemsley
When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent you want.
Eileen Davidson
I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.
Erika Jayne
I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.
Kyle Richards
I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.
Lisa Rinna
My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler.
Lisa Vanderpump
The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs.

Season 8

Dorit Kemsley
I believe in an excess of everything, except moderation.
Erika Jayne
Some people call me cold, but that's not ice, it's diamonds.
Kyle Richards
In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not.
Lisa Rinna
I don't have to buy it, because I already own it.
Lisa Vanderpump
The Queen of Diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.
Teddi Mellencamp
Having the best isn't important to me, but being my best is.

Season 9

Denise Richards
My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.
Dorit Kemsley
In business and in life, I wear many hats, and hairstyles.
Erika Jayne
Most people talk about their fantasies; I'm living mine.
Kyle Richards
In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top.
Lisa Rinna
In the game of life, it's Rinna take all.
Lisa Vanderpump
You can stab me in the back, but whilst you're there, kiss my ass.
Teddi Mellencamp
I'm not afraid of hard work, but I'll never do your dirty work.

Season 10

Denise Richards
My life may not be a fairy tale, but I'll always get a happy ending.
Dorit Kemsley
I won't settle for anything less than everything.
Erika Jayne
Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.
Garcelle Beauvais
Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part.
Kyle Richards
Around here, there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.
Lisa Rinna
The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching.
Teddi Mellencamp
You never know what to expect when I'm expecting.

Season 11

Crystal Kung Minkoff
Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all!
Dorit Kemsley
Dress like there's no tomorrow. And then tomorrow, do it again.
Erika Jayne
The strongest substance on Earth isn't diamonds. It's me.
Garcelle Beauvais
If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.
Kyle Richards
This town is a game of chess, but no one's taking this queen down.
Lisa Rinna
My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth.
Sutton Stracke
Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derrière.

Season 12

Crystal Kung Minkoff
They say talk is cheap, but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you.
Diana Jenkins
The only thing better than having it all is having even more.
Dorit Kemsley
You can take all my things, and you won't have taken a thing that matters.
Erika Jayne
I have nothing to hide, and nothing to lose, and that makes me dangerous.
Garcelle Beauvais
I don't need the spotlight. I shine just fine.
Kyle Richards
When you're the real deal, you don't have to pretend.
Lisa Rinna
Hi, I'm karma. And yes, I am a bitch.
Sutton Stracke
If you want a seat at my table, you best mind your manners.

Season 13

Annemarie Wiley
I may put you to sleep for a living, but I always keep one eye open.
Crystal Kung Minkoff
They say wisdom comes with age, but I'm proving otherwise.
Dorit Kemsley
Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently.
Erika Jayne
The best part about losing everything is getting it all back.
Garcelle Beauvais
I may act for a living, but I never fall for a bad performance.
Kyle Richards
It's hard to outrun rumors, but luckily, I'm in better shape than ever.
Sutton Stracke
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have your own horse?

Season 14

Bozoma Saint John
Introducing the greatest product I've ever marketed: myself.
Dorit Kemsley
I might look like a doll, but don't wind me up.
Erika Jayne
In Beverly Hills, money buys a lot, but my independence? Priceless.
Garcelle Beauvais
I've been in the game too long to play by someone else's rules.
Kyle Richards
These hills have eyes, and they're all staring at me.
Sutton Stracke
I honor my fine Southern manners by putting you in your place.

Season 15

Amanda Frances
I didn't marry into money, I manifested it.
Bozoma Saint John
I turn ambition into an artform, and I am the masterpiece.
Dorit Kemsley
I'm unfiltered, unbothered and finally unburdened.
Erika Jayne
Survival isn't my story, it's my superpower.
Kyle Richards
In this town, stars come and go but diamonds last forever.
Rachel Zoe
I die for fashion, but now I'm living for me.
Sutton Stracke
I might live on a main road, I definitely bring main character energy.