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The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Premiered May 12, 2009. 14 seasons, 17 housewives. See it on the timeline.

Season 1

Premiered May 12, 2009

Caroline Manzo
If you're gonna mess with my family, you're messing with me. same line, S1 to S2
Danielle Staub
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. same line, S1 to S2
Dina Cantin
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on. same line, S1 to S2
Jacqueline Laurita
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it. same line, S1 to S2
Teresa Giudice
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous. same line, S1 to S2

Season 2

Premiered May 3, 2010

Caroline Manzo
If you're gonna mess with my family, you're messing with me. same line, S1 to S2
Danielle Staub
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. same line, S1 to S2
Dina Cantin
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on. same line, S1 to S2
Jacqueline Laurita
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it. same line, S1 to S2
Teresa Giudice
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous. same line, S1 to S2

Season 3

Premiered May 16, 2011

Caroline Manzo
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.
Jacqueline Laurita
I can hold my own. I am my own person.
Kathy Wakile
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
Melissa Gorga
I live a life that most girls only dream of.
Teresa Giudice
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down.

Season 4

Premiered April 22, 2012

Caroline Manzo
Life is short, I have no time for drama.
Jacqueline Laurita
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff.
Kathy Wakile
We're old school, we believe in respect.
Melissa Gorga
I never throw the first punch, but I'm always a knockout.
Teresa Giudice
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are.

Season 5

Premiered June 2, 2013

Caroline Manzo
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth.
Jacqueline Laurita
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look.
Kathy Wakile
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen.
Melissa Gorga
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.
Teresa Giudice
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love.

Season 6

Premiered July 13, 2014

Amber Marchese
I'm a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
Dina Cantin
I'm back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
Melissa Gorga
I've learned to forgive and never regret.
Nicole Napolitano
You're not seeing double, you're seeing trouble!
Teresa Aprea
You're not seeing double, you're seeing trouble!
Teresa Giudice
You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have.

Season 7

Premiered July 10, 2016

Dolores Catania
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me.
Jacqueline Laurita
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
Melissa Gorga
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.
Siggy Flicker
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right.
Teresa Giudice
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.

Season 8

Premiered October 4, 2017

Dolores Catania
Look loyalty up in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.
Margaret Josephs
I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.
Melissa Gorga
The only life I envy is my own.
Siggy Flicker
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
Teresa Giudice
If you're not about the namaste, get the hell out of my way.

Season 9

Premiered November 7, 2018

Dolores Catania
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind.
Jackie Goldschneider
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.
Jennifer Aydin
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
Margaret Josephs
I can make you laugh or make you cry. Your choice!
Melissa Gorga
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss.
Teresa Giudice
These days, I don't throw punches. I roll with them.

Season 10

Premiered November 6, 2019

Dolores Catania
Behind every strong man is a stronger Jersey girl.
Jackie Goldschneider
Don't let the minivan fool you. This mom won't roll over for anyone.
Jennifer Aydin
As I always say, plastic makes perfect.
Margaret Josephs
If you can't take the truth, sue me.
Melissa Gorga
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don't think I look 40 at all.
Teresa Giudice
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste.

Season 11

Premiered February 17, 2021

Dolores Catania
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible.
Jackie Goldschneider
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top quality fabric.
Jennifer Aydin
Whoever says money can't buy happiness clearly doesn't have my credit limit.
Margaret Josephs
I renovate, elevate, and sometimes, I instigate.
Melissa Gorga
I can tell you're green with envy, and honey, green is not your color.
Teresa Giudice
They say it's never too late to start over. I say starting over never tasted so good.

Season 12

Premiered February 1, 2022

Dolores Catania
I don't start the drama, but I will stop the show.
Jackie Goldschneider
You don't have to pay me a compliment, but you do have to pay me respect.
Jennifer Aydin
My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat.
Margaret Josephs
I say, 'When you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to lose.'
Melissa Gorga
Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey.
Teresa Giudice
I have a new king, but I'm still the queen of New Jersey.

Season 13

Premiered February 7, 2023

Danielle Cabral
I may be over-the-top, but I'd rather be bougie than basic.
Dolores Catania
This Jersey girl has the luck of the Irish and nobody's screwing with my pot of gold.
Jennifer Aydin
Payback's a bitch, so start barking.
Margaret Josephs
I'm a loyal friend and a lethal enemy.
Melissa Gorga
You'll never see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.
Rachel Fuda
I'm too busy running a business to care about yours.
Teresa Giudice
Blood may be thicker than water, but it's harder to clean when it spills.

Season 14

Premiered May 5, 2024

Danielle Cabral
I'm bougie, unbothered, and above your drama.
Dolores Catania
I'm a girl from Paterson, playing Switzerland, and dating an Irish man.
Jennifer Aydin
Friends are like handbags; the fake ones are all too easy to spot.
Margaret Josephs
While you're taking cheap shots, I'm taking screenshots.
Melissa Gorga
It's hard not to burn bridges, when you're on fire.
Rachel Fuda
If you don't have my back, at least have a backbone.
Teresa Giudice
You can try to tear me down, but this Tre keeps on growing.