The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Premiered May 12, 2009. 14 seasons, 17 housewives. See it on the timeline.
Season 1
- Caroline Manzo
If you're gonna mess with my family, you're messing with me.
- Danielle Staub
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
- Dina Cantin
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on.
- Jacqueline Laurita
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it.
- Teresa Giudice
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous.
Season 2
- Caroline Manzo
If you're gonna mess with my family, you're messing with me.
- Danielle Staub
You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me.
- Dina Cantin
If you think I'm a bitch, then bring it on.
- Jacqueline Laurita
Everyone likes to have nice things, but I'm not one to brag about it.
- Teresa Giudice
People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous.
Season 3
- Caroline Manzo
Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.
- Jacqueline Laurita
I can hold my own. I am my own person.
- Kathy Wakile
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough, so don't cross me.
- Melissa Gorga
I live a life that most girls only dream of.
- Teresa Giudice
I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down.
Season 4
- Caroline Manzo
Life is short, I have no time for drama.
- Jacqueline Laurita
I am a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff.
- Kathy Wakile
We're old school, we believe in respect.
- Melissa Gorga
I never throw the first punch, but I'm always a knockout.
- Teresa Giudice
When times get tough, you learn who your real friends are.
Season 5
- Caroline Manzo
Love me or hate me, I always speak the truth.
- Jacqueline Laurita
I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look.
- Kathy Wakile
If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen.
- Melissa Gorga
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.
- Teresa Giudice
Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love.
Season 6
- Amber Marchese
I'm a survivor, no one is bringing me down.
- Dina Cantin
I'm back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!
- Melissa Gorga
I've learned to forgive and never regret.
- Nicole Napolitano
You're not seeing double, you're seeing trouble!
- Teresa Aprea
You're not seeing double, you're seeing trouble!
- Teresa Giudice
You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have.
Season 7
- Dolores Catania
I was raised Jersey strong. Nothing in this life can shake me.
- Jacqueline Laurita
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you better run.
- Melissa Gorga
I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.
- Siggy Flicker
Some people think I'm too much. They're absolutely right.
- Teresa Giudice
I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.
Season 8
- Dolores Catania
Look loyalty up in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.
- Margaret Josephs
I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.
- Melissa Gorga
The only life I envy is my own.
- Siggy Flicker
My motto is know your worth, leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.
- Teresa Giudice
If you're not about the namaste, get the hell out of my way.
Season 9
- Dolores Catania
I may put up a tough front, but I'll never leave you behind.
- Jackie Goldschneider
I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.
- Jennifer Aydin
I'm obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.
- Margaret Josephs
I can make you laugh or make you cry. Your choice!
- Melissa Gorga
Don't try to bully me, because I'm a boss.
- Teresa Giudice
These days, I don't throw punches. I roll with them.
Season 10
- Dolores Catania
Behind every strong man is a stronger Jersey girl.
- Jackie Goldschneider
Don't let the minivan fool you. This mom won't roll over for anyone.
- Jennifer Aydin
As I always say, plastic makes perfect.
- Margaret Josephs
If you can't take the truth, sue me.
- Melissa Gorga
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don't think I look 40 at all.
- Teresa Giudice
If you rub me the wrong way, there will be no more namaste.
Season 11
- Dolores Catania
I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible.
- Jackie Goldschneider
I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top quality fabric.
- Jennifer Aydin
Whoever says money can't buy happiness clearly doesn't have my credit limit.
- Margaret Josephs
I renovate, elevate, and sometimes, I instigate.
- Melissa Gorga
I can tell you're green with envy, and honey, green is not your color.
- Teresa Giudice
They say it's never too late to start over. I say starting over never tasted so good.
Season 12
- Dolores Catania
I don't start the drama, but I will stop the show.
- Jackie Goldschneider
You don't have to pay me a compliment, but you do have to pay me respect.
- Jennifer Aydin
My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat.
- Margaret Josephs
I say, 'When you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to lose.'
- Melissa Gorga
Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey.
- Teresa Giudice
I have a new king, but I'm still the queen of New Jersey.
Season 13
- Danielle Cabral
I may be over-the-top, but I'd rather be bougie than basic.
- Dolores Catania
This Jersey girl has the luck of the Irish and nobody's screwing with my pot of gold.
- Jennifer Aydin
Payback's a bitch, so start barking.
- Margaret Josephs
I'm a loyal friend and a lethal enemy.
- Melissa Gorga
You'll never see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.
- Rachel Fuda
I'm too busy running a business to care about yours.
- Teresa Giudice
Blood may be thicker than water, but it's harder to clean when it spills.
Season 14
- Danielle Cabral
I'm bougie, unbothered, and above your drama.
- Dolores Catania
I'm a girl from Paterson, playing Switzerland, and dating an Irish man.
- Jennifer Aydin
Friends are like handbags; the fake ones are all too easy to spot.
- Margaret Josephs
While you're taking cheap shots, I'm taking screenshots.
- Melissa Gorga
It's hard not to burn bridges, when you're on fire.
- Rachel Fuda
If you don't have my back, at least have a backbone.
- Teresa Giudice
You can try to tear me down, but this Tre keeps on growing.