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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Premiered 2020. 6 seasons, 10 housewives.

Season 1

Heather Gay
Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
Jen Shah
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP.
Lisa Barlow
When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.
Mary Cosby
I love God, but I will read you like a scripture.
Meredith Marks
Jealousy is a disease, to which I say, 'Get well soon!'
Whitney Rose
This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick.

Season 2

Heather Gay
I was raised a Mormon, but now, I'm raising a glass of champagne.
Jen Shah
The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing.
Jennie Nguyen
I have plenty of everything, including opinions.
Lisa Barlow
You don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us.
Mary Cosby
If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.
Meredith Marks
I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat.
Whitney Rose
In a town of beauties and beasts, there's only one wild rose.

Season 3

Heather Gay
I may be a bad Mormon, but I'll always be a good time.
Jen Shah
I'm fighting for my life, not your approval.
Lisa Barlow
I'll always have your back, if you stop stabbing me in mine.
Meredith Marks
When I take a shot, I always hit my mark.
Whitney Rose
I am more of a free spirit without the Holy Spirit.

Season 4

Angie Katsanevas
I may be Greek, but don't expect an olive branch from me.
Heather Gay
I own a beauty empire, so I don't need any of your lip service.
Lisa Barlow
I'm on a mission to serve Lisa, and I love that for myself.
Meredith Marks
In a town full of dirty lies, everyone can use a bath.
Monica Garcia
I keep my friends close, but my secrets closer.
Whitney Rose
Having faith in myself is the only religion I need.

Season 5

Angie Katsanevas
You may have been in a sorority, but I'm Greek for life, baby.
Bronwyn Newport
The only muted thing you'd find in my wardrobe is my black card.
Heather Gay
Don't play me, I've got the receipts, proof, and the screenshots.
Lisa Barlow
Tequila is my livelihood, and my lifestyle is always top shelf.
Mary Cosby
God is my shepherd, and you all look like sheep.
Meredith Marks
I'm known for my tub, and this year I'm bathing in glory.
Whitney Rose
On my healing journey, I always travel first class.

Season 6

Angie Katsanevas
I'm Greek, and the rest are just a tragedy.
Bronwyn Newport
If my closet had skeletons, at least they'd be well-dressed.
Heather Gay
My nest is almost empty, and this bird is ready to soar.
Lisa Barlow
I don't go low; I go the distance.
Mary Cosby
I'm just here to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Meredith Marks
While you drop lies, I'm dropping beats.
Whitney Rose
Roses are redheads, violets are blue. Don't come for me, or I'll come for you.