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Heather Dubrow

The Real Housewives of Orange County

S7
I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.
S8
Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn't met me.
S9
You may think I have it all, but I'm just getting started.
S10
No one's life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.
S11
If at first you don't succeed, try it my way.
S16
If you'd like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder.
S17
I live my life in HD: sharp, bright, and more focused than ever.
S18
Just because I drink from a flute, doesn't mean you can play me.
S19
I love life in the hills, so I always take the high road.
S20
My motives are like my taste: best left unquestioned.